Summer Hummer 2014 Update #1 – The Most Boring Update Ever Written. In Tables.
For Summer Hummer I got the brilliant idea to use fancy formatted tables for updates on contestants.
I thought tables would look better than my hand-typed lists, with names the spelled wrong, very amateurish. This is 2014. There should be tables.
So.
I spent the entire weekend of Summer Hummer hurling shoes at my laptop, screaming at slow hotel wifi, cursing my all-night crash-course in programming, cursing all programmers, cursing html coding, carrying on a furious, futile, sweaty war with Tables.
Last time I’ll do that.
But here are the still stupid-looking tables.
I hope you enjoy their hideous beauty.
I’m sure it was very important to see these names as tables. Much more important than actually hearing about what was happening at the event.
NEWCOMER JACK AND JILL PRELIMS
| Eric Shoemaker | Megan O’Brien |
| Donovan Neiford | Sarah Demers |
| Dick McCarthy | Desirae Vasquez |
| Michael Tinkel | Marie Phaneuf-Fournier |
| Patrick Dement | Audrey Wilson |
| Matt Johnson | Barbara Levy |
| William Carlevale | Toni Laich |
| Michael McLaughlin | Laura Cancela |
| Michael Medini | Sally Shane |
| Shan Teixeira | Alison Urban |
| Daniel Odom | Anin Derouin |
| Michael Volpe | Meg Smith |
| Marc Babineau | Nancy Symanowitz |
| James Tieman | Cynthia Richard |
| Duncan Hall | Fiona Hall |
| Gary Ricker | Ella Simon |
| Jimmy Chau | Jane Heaney |
| Frederic Dandavino | Lucinda Dee-Warren |
| Vincent Van Mierlo | Breana Mutz |
| Brian Wonsever | Ayla Heinze-Fry |
| Dan Sorkin | Madeline Besso |
| Galen Chen | Natalie Ford |
| Keith Horan | Saori Desouza |
| Carlos Enriquez | Nelly Martin |
| Martin Sundstrom | Myriame Demeules |
| Marcio Desouza | Elena Vereshagina |
| Steven Behm | Nathalie Gooding |
| Jason Dipalma | Isabelle Rojo |
| Ken McGagh |
NEWCOMER JACK AND JILL FINALISTS
| Donovan Neiford | Megan O’Brien |
| Michael Tinkel | Sarah Demers |
| Matt Johnson | Desirae Vasquez |
| Michael Medini | Marie Phaneuf-Fournier |
| Michael Volpe | Barbara Levy |
| Marc Babineau | Laura Cancela |
| Frederic Dandavino | Alison Urban |
| Vincent Van Mierlo | Breana Mutz |
| Galen Chen | Ayla Heinze-Fry |
| Keith Horan | Madeline Besso |
| Marcio Desouza | Saori Desouza |
| Jason Dipalma | Elena Vereshagina |
| Alternates: | |
| Shan Teixeira | Nelly Martin |
| James Tieman | Anin Derouin |
NOVICE JACK AND JILL PRELIMS
| Joe Karpinski | Chinny Hoan | |
| Matthew Davis | Christina Rogers | |
| Jack Flynn | Tijen Fitzpatrick | |
| Adam Zeira | Cindy Winer | |
| Dylan Busche | Ekaterina Shafeeva | |
| Douglas Roth | Meghan Keith-Hynes | |
| Brad Willis | Amanda Kellam | |
| Tim Rayon | Tatiana Taranova | |
| Joshua Albert | Helen Chao | |
| Robert Bassett | Joan Sichterman | |
| Patrick Keith-Hynes | Rosina Cleland | |
| Gabor Lippner | Melanie Garbarz | |
| Jun Ogata | Laura Mccann | |
| Dave Cronin | Vasilinka Tsar | |
| Marcus Roth | Tessa Antolini | |
| James Kong | Joanne Lapierre | |
| Lewis Chan | Karmila Zhou | |
| Jim Heintz | Eva Vesterli | |
| Gaétan Grondin | Sue Heintz | |
| Joe Plati | Sayaka Suzaki | |
| Ayaz Sayeed | Victoria Rober | |
| Robert Zukowski | Kym McKay | |
| Ray Warren | Kimberly Condoulis | |
| Robert Jacke | Chelsea Lu | |
| Bruno Motta Nascimento | Jean Polyachenko | |
| Greg Polyachenko | Melissa Quinones | |
| Zachary Houston | Patty Gray | |
| Paul Babineau | Tal Shichor | |
| Dave Anderson | Joelle Sasseville | |
| Zachary Silberman | Lindsay Fague | |
| Joe Romeo | Jocelyn Davey | |
| Michael Rog | Liz Mcbryan | |
| Stephane Gazzotti | Christina Offutt | |
| Wayne Berke | Mary Harvey | |
| Pierre-Olivier Bastien-Dionne | Ann Goulet | |
| Daren Roeder | Dorothy Beebe | |
| Nicolas Capron | Sarah Piddington | |
| Mike Barrow | Isabelle Dumaine | |
| Jonathan Falletta | Tanya Teal | |
| Michael Collette | Katie Strzeszewski | |
| Dave Tahsea | Genevieve-Aude Goudrea | |
| Ken Batchelor | Laura Raia | |
| Joseph Anderson | Catherine Bickle | |
| Catherine Macinnes | ||
| Julie Dube | ||
| Jill Schultz | ||
| Shelly Long | ||
| Taylor Malik | ||
| Tania Zatz-Gilman | ||
| Janet Scuorzo | ||
| Caroline Séguin | ||
| Beth Farinha | ||
| Pam Marshall | ||
| Eileen Keohane | ||
| Joy-Marie Arico | ||
| Sandra Quintana | ||
| Genevieve Gillespie | ||
| Eileen O’Brien | ||
| Roseann Brusco |
NOVICE JACK AND JILL SEMIS
| Matthew Davis | Chinny Hoan |
| Jack Flynn | Ekaterina Shafeeva |
| Adam Zeira | Tatiana Taranova |
| Dylan Busche | Helen Chao |
| Douglas Roth | Rosina Cleland |
| Brad Willis | Melanie Garbarz |
| Tim Rayon | Laura Mccann |
| Joshua Albert | Joanne Lapierre |
| Robert Bassett | Karmila Zhou |
| Gabor Lippner | Eva Vesterli |
| Jun Ogata | Sayaka Suzaki |
| Dave Cronin | Victoria Rober |
| Marcus Roth | Chelsea Lu |
| James Kong | Melissa Quinones |
| Lewis Chan | Patty Gray |
| Jim Heintz | Tal Shichor |
| Gaétan Grondin | Joelle Sasseville |
| Joe Plati | Christina Offutt |
| Ayaz Sayeed | Ann Goulet |
| Bruno Motta Nascimento | Sarah Piddington |
| Zachary Houston | Isabelle Dumaine |
| Paul Babineau | Tanya Teal |
| Dave Anderson | Katie Strzeszewski |
| Zachary Silberman | Genevieve-Aude Goudreault |
| Joe Romeo | Jill Schultz |
| Michael Rog | Shelly Long |
| Stephane Gazzotti | Taylor Malik |
| Pierre-Olivier Bastien-Dion | Caroline Séguin |
| Daren Roeder | Beth Farinha |
| Nicolas Capron | Pam Marshall |
| Alternates: | |
| Dave Tahsea | Lindsay Fague |
| Wayne Berke | Christina Rogers |
NOVELIST FINALISTS
| Matthew Davis | Ekaterina Shafeeva |
| Jack Flynn | Helen Chao |
| Dylan Busche | Rosina Cleland |
| Douglas Roth | Laura Mccann |
| Brad Willis | Karmila Zhou |
| Tim Rayot | Sayaka Suzaki |
| Joshua Albert | Chelsea Lu |
| Marcus Roth | Joelle Sasseville |
| Gaétan Grondin | Ann Goulet |
| Ayaz Sayeed | Isabelle Dumaine |
| Bruno Motta Nascimento | Tanya Teal |
| Paul Babineau | Jill Schultz |
| Dave Anderson | Shelly Long |
| Zachary Silberman | Caroline Séguin |
| Joe Romeo | Beth Farinha |
| Stephane Gazzotti | Joy-Marie Arico |
| Pierre-Olivier Bastien-Dionne | Sandra Quintana |
| Alternates: | |
| Zachary Houston | Tatiana Taranova |
| Robert Bassett | Katie Strzeszewski |
INTERMEDIATE PRELIMS
| Shay Patel | Donnie Neron | Alena Mishchenko | Marta Jelowicki |
| Vincent Stagno | Anthony Funari | Annabelle Pain | Alyssa Arter |
| Jim Valcone | Ken Kreshtool | Sheila Lancelotta | Vanessa Keroack |
| Wiil Burbage | Andrew Hayden | Jen Ferreira | Jessie Rosenberg |
| Anthony Goff | Denis Gilbert | Catherine Miu | Kathy Tang |
| Scott Chilstedt | Eric Barbier | Olga Khvan | Etta Berkland |
| Adam Schenk | Chris Johnson | Kristen Shaw | Jennifer Chowaniec-Horan |
| Michael Wei | Ian Slattery | Amy Danziger | Laura Colantonio |
| Christopher Wieczore | Wes Cooper | Debra Anderson | Amanda Clark |
| Philip Spinka | Eric Audemard | Alexane Andreis | Kathy Yeager |
| David Goldenberg | Michael Bacarella | Melissa Breton | Marie-Julie Plasse |
| Michael Pisco | Philippe Berne | Wenni Guo | Elaine Morgan |
| Cody Dunavan | Doug Morgan | Susan Defelice | |
| Dan Yamamoto | Sebastien Gervais | Jill Cayen | |
| Odd Vesterli | Amy Raden | ||
| Yoann Blache | Kristen Arienti | ||
| Chris Vartuli | Natalie Kovalcik | ||
| Peter Khoo | Corrine Schwartz | ||
| Richard Defelice | Joanna Swanson | ||
| Ziv Kenet | Tatyana Bills | ||
| Dominique Morin | Laetitia Blanchet | ||
| Marlon Mills | Melissa Zeitz | ||
| Todd Irzyk | Lura Johnson | ||
| Thomas Falletta | Marianne Tiutan | ||
| Phouvanh Meckhasin | Stephanie Courtemanche |
INTERMEDIATE FINALISTS
| Anthony Goff | Jen Ferreira |
| Scott Chilstedt | Catherine Miu |
| Michael Wei | Olga Khvan |
| Philip Spinka | Debra Anderson |
| David Goldenberg | Alexane Andreis |
| Dan Yamamoto | Amy Raden |
| Yoann Blache | Kristen Arienti |
| Chris Vartuli | Natalie Kovalcik |
| Ziv Kenet | Tatyana Bills |
| Marlon Mills | Lura Johnson |
| Thomas Falletta | Marianne Tiutan |
| Donnie Neron | Stephanie Courtemanche |
| Denis Gilbert | Vanessa Keroack |
| Philippe Berne | Laura Colantonio |
| Sebastien Gervais | Flore Merlier |
ADVANCED JACK AND JILL PRELIMS
| Samir Zutshi | Bradley Wheeler | Sue Lambell | Trish Berlanga |
| Shay Patel | Richard Smith | Taylor Morton | Lynne Grubb |
| Tom Dennesen | Coleen Man | Nina El-Badry | |
| Aidan Keith-Hynes | Julie Epplett | Bonnie Inveen | |
| Steve Ryan | Ksenia Sheina | Tammy Greene | |
| Roberto Corporan | Larysa Krasij | ||
| Randy Payne | Maria Vassilieva | ||
| Dave Raines | Kirsten Obermiller | ||
| Casey Miller | Heather Conkerton | ||
| Sean Ryan | Kim Brolet | ||
| Genieboy Collins | Tammy Rosen | ||
| Sean Gao | Gwendoline Bugnot | ||
| Yingchi (Jim) Chow | Chrissy Bridgeman | ||
| Yingkit (Keith) Chow | Lia Brown | ||
| Stanley Seguy | Nadya Serova | ||
| Andrew Shellard | Jacqueline Joyner | ||
| Zsigmond Marias | Catherine Cogut | ||
| Romero Royster | Angelique Early | ||
| Christopher Muise | Virginie Escaravage | ||
| Thomas Escaravage | Sara Mouchon | ||
| Jerome Fernandez | Caroline Reilhac | ||
| Ajay Ranipeta | Jennifer Edwards | ||
| TJ Bednash | Laura Ciabarra | ||
| Stephane Roy | Priscilla Christie | ||
| Jay Tsai | Sarah Wheeler |
ADVANCED FINALISTS
| Samir Zutshi | Taylor Morton |
| Shay Patel | Coleen Man |
| Aidan Keith-Hynes | Ksenia Sheina |
| Roberto Corporan | Kirsten Obermiller |
| Sean Ryan | Heather Conkerton |
| Sean Gao | Gwendoline Bugnot |
| Stanley Seguy | Jacqueline Joyner |
| Andrew Shellard | Virginie Escaravage |
| Jerome Fernandez | Sara Mouchon |
| Ajay Ranipeta | Caroline Reilhac |
| TJ Bednash | Laura Ciabarra |
| Stephane Roy | Sarah Wheeler |
| Bradley Wheeler | Trish Berlanga |
| Alternates: | |
| Andrew Mastin | Lia Brown |
| Zsigmond Marias | Nadya Serova |
ALLSTAR JACK AND JILL PRELIMS
| David Damon | Sonya Dessureault |
| Mariel Manzone | Abi Leggette |
| Cameron Crook | Kay Newhouse |
| Keith Stremmel | Victoria Henk |
| Matthew Smith | Anne Fleming |
| David Ward | Abby Moscaritolo |
| Jerome Subey | Anyssa Olivares |
| Mark Pablo | Stephanie Risser |
| Hieu Le | Bonnie Subey |
| Haider Khan | Daria Mikloukhina |
| Gary Ulaner | Shannon Tobin |
| Steven Wilder | Larisa Tingle |
| Marcus Schwarz | Lara Deni |
| Stacy Kay | |
| Jesann Nail | |
| Dana Simonetti | |
| Kendra Zara |
ALLSTAR JACK AND JILL FINALISTS
| Samir Zutshi | Taylor Morton |
| Shay Patel | Coleen Man |
| Aidan Keith-Hynes | Ksenia Sheina |
| Roberto Corporan | Kirsten Obermiller |
| Sean Ryan | Heather Conkerton |
| Sean Gao | Gwendoline Bugnot |
| Stanley Seguy | Jacqueline Joyner |
| Andrew Shellard | Virginie Escaravage |
| Jerome Fernandez | Sara Mouchon |
| Ajay Ranipeta | Caroline Reilhac |
| TJ Bednash | Laura Ciabarra |
| Stephane Roy | Sarah Wheeler |
| Bradley Wheeler | Trish Berlanga |
CHAMPION JACK AND JILL PRELIMS
Stephen
Gary McIntyre
Rome
PJ
Greg Scott
Arjay
Christopher Dumond
Ben Morris
Kyle
Chuck
Michael Kielbasa
Hugo
Sean
Jordan
Tashina
Lemery
Nicole
Hannah
Tessa
Susan
Courtney
Chevy
Tatiana
Lisa D’Amico
Sarah
Nicola
CHAMPION JACK AND JILL FINALISTS
Arjay
Ben
Kyle
Michael
Sean
Jordan
Gary
PJ
Tessa
Courtney
Tashina
Susan
Lisa
Tatiana
Sarah
Lemery
In case you’re wondering … yes, there’s more to say. Summer Hummer was REALLY fun, super fun this year. Lots of stories. I’m writing them up now, not in tables.
Oh, and here are pictures … lots more to upload …