Liza's Updates

Corrections!

1. The FLOOR again hahaha that damn floor.

So how big was the floor?

HUGE!

Bigger than Jim Minty! Bigger than Earl standing on top of Jim Minty! Gary Jobst on top of Earl! On top of Jim Minty!

Really big!

The floor was 6,000 square feet! That’s really big. I think.

The ballroom – not the floor, the ballroom – was 40,300 square feet!  That’s pretty big too, right?

The ceiling was 30 feet high! I think that’s really high.

God please let me have the zeros right this time! Because I am irking the daylights out of a whole lot of men who are writing me privately losing patience. No women – thank god – but a whole lot of men.

2. It was Parker who emceed that final hilarious Battle Of The Sexes Jack and Jill, Parker who made the funny comment about Tatiana risking her entire career to win. I hit “send” and then saw I got the emcee wrong oops. (Robert Royston emceed the entire event up until this final competition.)

3. Someone wrote to say “Not everybody is competitive! I’m not! I don’t dance to compete I dance cause it’s fun.”

So now I know there’s one person in the community after all who doesn’t like competing! Who knew?

Maybe being a competitor is in your genes. You either love it or you don’t. Genieboy and I both love it and we love being around other competitors – the fiercer, the more competitive, the better.

Genieboy tells me – from a life in football, rugby, basketball, soccer, baseball, and coaching – “The fiercer the competitor, the bigger the baby.” Big tough linemen = great big babies, he says.

Not that there’s any correlation with the dance world.

We do think it’s funny when the pros give us that speech, “Dancing is not about winning a Jack and Jill. Is that why you’re dancing? Then you’re dancing for the wrong reason! You shouldn’t be dancing to “win.” You should be dancing for the fun of it.”

Yeah, right.  Like you do.

hahaha

I always want to say “But competing IS what makes it fun. Even funner than it already is.”

Because I love competing.

But I hate losing.

People come up to comfort me, they say “Don’t feel bad. It’s not about winning. It’s about having fun!”

No it’s not. It’s about winning. Go away I’m having a melt-down.

Okay, okay, I knowwww.  It’s about having fun, too.

But talk about being a baby! I HATE losing.

And yet. Given the opportunity I’ll jump right in and compete over and over again, no matter how many times I get smacked down.  And every time, without fail, I always think I stand a good chance of winning this time because … I dunno.

Because I’m deluded.

So yeah, maybe not everybody loves to compete – but some of us do.

I would guess there’d be a lot of “born competitors” in the arts. Sports, too, of course.

Also cancer research, Silicon Valley, and The Food Channel.

4. Genieboy says he never thought about stabbing me violently in my sleep. He thought about stabbing me violently, just not in my sleep.

Anything else need correction? If not, give me a chance – I’m not finished yet.

CHAMPIONS STRICTLY FINALS

I’ve told you about Benji and Tatiana’s winning Strictly but the other ten were just as amazing. Couples had a choice of fast or slow

Royston to Louis: “Fast better be FAST, bro. Back in my day we danced to 145. Barefoot. In the snow. Uphill. Damn kids.”

1. Olivier and Virginie P; “Summer Jam” (R.I.O.) – with a splits by Ollie, later dropping her in a back-bend, and while holding her neck with one hand he steps over and straddles her, waving the other hand in the air cowboy rodeo style …

2. Ben and Melissa (Ben announcing himself as “The Ghetto Rabbi,” so Royston launches into “If I Were A Rich Man” from Fiddler On The Roof – I think Royston knows every word to every song in every Broadway show in history); dancing to “That’s The Way Love Goes” (Janet Jackson) – SO smooth and flowy, with a slide by Ben and a”spin – pop!” by Melissa to accent that first final “5, 6, 7,8″ of the intro; and then to imitate Olivier Ben drops Melissa into a backbend, straddles her and waves his hand rodeo-style – all in slo-mo to suit the song. So funny, so smooth.

3. Jordan and Jessica; (Royston to Jessica, referring to the shirt mishap the previous day: “Now for the record, is everything all fastened and not coming off?”) to “Diamonds Adorn” (Travis Garland.) No jokes in this dance, just stunning, gorgeous, connected, expressive, beautiful movement, sailing across the floor. Is there a more beautiful couple?

Royston: “I have a very serious question to ask everyone here. Did ANYBODY AT ALL see Jordan?”

[shaking his head, looking around the room]

“He may as well have sat back there with my drink.”

“My favorite Jessica Cox story, and also the one that makes me the most angry. I have a three-year-old daughter who was playing on a luggage cart, in a hotel, with one hand.” [he demonstrates].

“And Jessica walks up and says, “No, no, Summer. Use both hands on the pole.”

[Royston imitates Jessica pole-dancing - his arms outstreched, back arched, butt swaying like Jessica Cox's butt would sway if she had Royston's butt]

“And Summer did! She did it right!” [and he shows us Summer's version of pole-dancing]

Jessica from the sidelines “I would NEVER do that!!!”

Royston “Haha Yeah right. We just saw Jordan! He was the pole!” [demonstrating Jordan standing totally still like a pole, waving his hands all around, with a couple of familiar Jordan-esque movements in between]

I would LOVE to watch the Champions do impressions, moving caricatures, of each other. You know it would be fall-down hilarious because these people know each others’ movements well. Too well.

Maybe next year’s Champions Jack and Jill contest.

4. Benji and Tatiana with the astonishing, winning dance mentioned in the last Update.

Royston: “I know for a fact that NONE of that was planned, none of it choreographed. That’s a new genre. It’s called “Improvisational Cirque de Soleil.” They practice it by playing Drunk Twister.

Royston was ON all Saturday night. On top of everything. Taking care of the audience, taking care of the pros as they came out to dance and afterwards, moving the schedule along, taking care of Louis and Victor to make sure they were always ready with music.

And he was funny. So damn funny!

Early in the evening he asked that somebody bring him a vodka-and-tonic and after a few times asking nicely he resorted to begging until finally someone brought him a drink. He then spent the rest of the evening with the drink in one hand, taking a sip now and then as a beat in a joke, working the audience like a Vegas pro, looking, in his handsome suit, very much like Dean Martin.  Classy, a perfect look and feel for this event. Great emceeing.

5. Jesse Vos and Brandi; “Things Are Changin” (Gary Clark Jr.); another gorgeous, perfect dance – no jokes, no tricks, just smooth, lovely, subtle, understated, exquisite expression of the song. I can’t say that I watched Jesse much at all – Brandi is so compelling I can’t take my eyes away. I guess Jesse must have been good. Right?

Royston: “Ever get the feeling that Brandi could stand there for 32 counts and still dance more than you do?” [demonstrating a perfect Brandi Attitude.]

6. Kielbasa and DeLuca (Love the sound of that! More musical than “Michael and Jen” right?) to “Forest Gump” (Frank Ocean); sultry, funky, west coast at its sexiest. So fun to see these two dancing again – they were a great routine couple! And seem to feel the music in the same way.

7. Barry and Tessa, “Imma Go” (Taio Cruz); LOVE Barry dancing! Especially love Barry dancing FAST! And with Tessa! So fun! Between Barry’s total joy out there, and Tessa’s enthusiasm and fearless tricks, drops, and gorgeous musicality (including about 70,000 pirouettes holding one leg, head back) – with all this the dance was SO much fun to watch.

And funny! Of course funniest when the mistake happened which was either a mistake or very good comedy. Tessa did a splits in the middle and Barry, dancing backwards holding one of her hands, tried pulling her up out of the splits. Tried and TRIED to pull her up, tugging her along moving backwards and back some more with an intense expression on his face – but Tessa just didn’t get up. So we got to watch the funny thing that happens when one person is in a splits and the other person is straining to get them on their feet by dragging them across an entire 60,000 foot floor through 16 counts of music hahaha. Loved seeing both of them laughing at this, un-phased, having a blast out there. Great joyous dancing.

8. Michael Norris and Deborah, to “Valerie” (Amy Winehouse); Oh MAN was this fantastic. Crazy, crazy great footwork! Michael is a Shagger, and Deborah – who can follow ANYONE, doing anything – arguably the best follower ever in west coast history – followed Michael’s shag footwork, his bends, shapes, tempos, inflections – followed every tiniest nuance – with her west-coast footwork in a PERFECT match. It was stunning. They floated back and forth across the floor as if sliding on ice, their feet in constant motion. Also Michael has no kneecaps, as Royston pointed out. He’s astounding! The Shag single and double knee drops, the Shorty Georges – jaw-droppingly beautiful.

WE GET TO SEE SHAG NEXT WEEKEND! IN ATLANTA! AT GRAND NATIONALS! AUGHGHGH CAN’T WAIT! If you haven’t seen the Shag juniors community you’ve been missing something terrific. Shag kids don’t have bones in their legs – they don’t actually have legs – just empty trousers that can fold down on top of themselves and unfold back up again. With motorized feet down at the bottom.

9. Kyle and Torri, “Novacane” (Frank Ocean); Torri had lost her voice and Kyle said “It’s cause she smoked a pack of Marlboros” which was the opening for Royston to begin doing “Torri-As-Slimy-Cigar-Smoking-Mafia-Don” (or Bluto from old Popeye cartoons) which he did – hilarious! – for the rest of the event. Especially hilarious because Torri is so adorable, so the opposite of Bluto.

Torri is another one I can’t take my eyes off of – and so is Kyle – so the two of them out there, the level of skill, talent, precision, creativity, wit – no words, really – this was just west coast at its finest, yet again. They are just so damn good these two! As good as it gets. I happen to love this song, too. I was mesmerized.

10. Maxim and Virginie Grondin; “Madness” (Muse)

(Maxim asked for a slow song “Because I’m old.”

Royston: “Wait did you just say you’re OLD? Yeah, you’re old.

“For PRE-SCHOOL.

“He doesn’t know what the means.”)

What an entertainer Maxim is! Those big bright eyes having a conversation with you, that smile always just about to happen, his calm, happy presence on the floor. And beautiful tall Virginie with her head whips, hip accents, hitting everything – every tiniest note in the music – with some body part even if just a finger.

They did the pull-me-up-out-of-a-splits thing, too, only it was Virginie pulling Maxim this time, and it worked better than it had worked for Barry and Tessa. So it was nice – but not as funny.

We like seeing the pros mess up. It’s funny! It’s like when our kids and grandkids see us make mistakes and die laughing – knee-slapping, belly-clenching guffaws, retelling the story 1,000 times so they can laugh again and again. It’s fun to see that even the Big Guys can make mistakes.

11. Maxence and Sarah, “Shoop” (Salt-N-Peppa); The whole audience weaves in their chairs when this song comes on. And who better to do funky Old Skool than Sarah – the funkiest dancer around! Saturday night she was looking particularly beautiful – sleek and classy in all black with the most adorable new haircut. Lovely, smooth, sexy, grooving dancing to a great classic.

And the Final All-Skate to a great song – Pitbull’s “Pause” (I love everything Pitbull, but that’s just me. Certain of my friends – not naming names you know who you are – don’t like Pitbull or anything remotely like Pitbull or written in the same century as Pitbull or any song containing the words “pit” or “bull.”) which Louis started with the intro to “Roadrunner” (Can’t tell you how many times we danced to THAT song – ugh – allll through the late 80′s and 90′s. Glad we don’t anymore. It gets old fast. Like after 30 seconds into the first time you hear it.)

And that was the STUPENDOUS Champions’ Strictly. What a show!

For you hometown DJ’s and competitors, here are a few more of the contest songs played by the GREAT DJ’s of the weekend, Louis, Victor, and Kelly Faust:

Open SS Finals:
“S&M” (acoustic version – Rihanna)
“Moves Like Jagger” (Maroon 5)
“Gonna Move Across The River” by I forget who
“Seven Nation Army” (Mady Finley)
“Don’t Wanna Go Home” (Jason DeRulo)
“Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough” (Michael Jackson)
“No Diggity” (Oli Brown)
“Trouble” (Olly Murs)  (that’s a lot of Ollies for one division)

Intermediate JJ Prelims:
“Ain’t No Mountain High Enough”
“Things Are Changin” (Gary Clark Jr.)
“Get Lucky” (Daft Punk)
“Dirty Pop” (Justin)
“Creeper Returns” (Mark Hummel)

The prestigious Triple Crown Award has been awarded, for the second time in SwingDiego history, to Tatiana Mollmann.

This much-coveted award has been won only once before at SwingDiego by – guess who?

Tatiana.

This is a big deal. Winning the Triple Crown means that Tatiana won all three major divisions: Classic, Jack and Jill, and Strictly.

And wow! She sure deserved the prize!

Here is her Strictly, danced with Benji.   Astonishing! We have watched this over and over, open-mouthed, mesmerized. Pure west coast – triples, pushes, passes, whips – pure lead-and-follow, unchoreographed, created moment to moment. West Coast Swing at its pinnacle.

For those who can’t view the video (non-USers or others with bandwith restrictions):  Tatiana and Benji are dancing to “Lights” (Jess Moskaluke cover) with luxuriously large, lovely movements enhancing all of our familiar west coast patterns, and extreme “mind-reading” cooperation.  If you have ever wondered how to define “Connection” this is it. Leading and following via foreheads, shoulders, neckbone, Benji’s outstretched leg – any points of contact. Wide, graceful, sweeping movement across the floor; stretches, leans, level changes, variations in tempo and pace, backbends, drops, dips; emotion that feels honest. Large and magnificent.

And here is her winning Jack and Jill in which she did  …

… A HANDSTAND OVER A CHAIR!

[hahahahahaha excuse me a minute while I die laughing one more time.]

And before you get upset about the obvious non-dancing of doing …

… A HANDSTAND OVER A CHAIR …

[hahahahahahaha I can't stand it hahahahahaha]

… this was the contest in which the couple had to fight a Battle Of The Sexes – without touching! -  for 30 seconds before their actual dance began.

Every year Parker and Earl come up with some new way to provide audience entertainment during this final competition of the weekend. And every year it’s a surprise for the pros as much as for us, the audience, and not always easy. In fact, never easy. Especially considering that it’s Sunday afternoon and if we are tired, you can imagine that these pros who have been judging and teaching all weekend, not to mention competing with routines, are much MUCH moreso.

This year Parker introduced the surprise by describing for us how ultra uber MEGA cutthroat these people are … so competitive, he told us, that when they dance they aren’t only competing against other couples, they’re competing against each other while competing against the other couples. They are always competing. They never stop competing.

Ever.

While they’re eating they’re competing. In their sleep they’re competing. In every waking moment they’re competing.

So funny! And so true.

So this 30-second bit was a chance for them to try to outdo each other in any way they could, out there in front of an audience which, of course, is all they live for in life.

So when Maxence dragged a chair out onto the floor to do something clever (guess we’ll never know what he had in mind) Tatiana thought:

           “Ooooh! Chair!”

            “Ooooh! Handstand over chair!”

And that is what she did.

Royston, doubled over in stitches: “She’s THAT competitive that she’s willing to sacrifice her entire career to win the moment.”

Their dance which followed, to “Scream” (Usher, and a slower acoustic cover) included multiple pirouettes in unique positions, running to four walls during the “yaaaaaa” part of the song, and other fantastic tricks and flourishes.

But most importantly it was a marvel of gorgeous, smooth, connected, flowing swing, beautiful swing, with lightning fast footwork and mind-sync collaboration and connection between the two.

I notice I seem to be repeating myself here on this “swing content” theme. I guess because I’m thrilled to see the dance be OUR dance – not morphed into something that’s not our beautiful beloved swing – and at the same time so creative, current, dancerly, smart, witty, and expressive. Tatiana is a west coast swing dancer. All of her crazy-wonderful creativity emerges from the foundation of west coast with respect for what defines and separates our dance from other genres. She’s a model for this – respecting the dance – stretching it to its limits, but not beyond.

And for the final Crown, here is her winning Classic routine with Jordan, “Somebody That I Used To Know”  bigger, badder, faster, stronger, more fiery and passionate than we’ve ever seen them dance. The level of difficulty – the speed alone! – makes the hair on the back of our necks stand up. They are as good as it gets!

Tatiana! She is a marvel of human nature. She’s Anna Pavlova and Lucille Ball combined. Graceful, beautiful, innovative, and ridiculously funny.

Congratulations to Tatiana for winning the 2013 Triple Crown!

And now I’d better hurry up and write about ALL THE REST of the astounding dances in the Strictly and Jack and Jill, because I know that every pro who might be reading this is a bit disgusted at this point.

Also every non-pro is a bit disgusted.

Come to think of it, every member of the entire international west coast community, on all continents, any dancer who might be reading this, is a bit disgusted.

And proud and happy for Tatiana.

And disgusted.

hahahahahahaha

We’re home!

I have SwingDiego Tourette’s Syndrome.

Involuntary bouts screaming:

AUGHGHGHGH!!! SWINGDIEGO! AUGHGHGHGHGHGH!

[pause, panting, people in the frozen vegetables aisle are staring at me. Hoping no one calls the police.]

A second eruption:

SWINGDIEGO!! AUGHGHGHGH!!

[random twitches and triple-steps]

Then I resume whatever I was trying to do here in real life.

SATURDAY NIGHT! AUGHGH! A whole new level of awesome!

Robert Royston PSYCHED the ballroom! And I mean he worked that crowd up to a feverish pitch like no emcee does better. Robert was full-press on, ratcheting us up into a frenzy of excitement.

As if energy wasn’t already bouncing off the walls. Crazy electric excitement in that enormous ballroom! Everywhere people crowding onto the floor, into the aisles, standing, sitting, packing into every space, every chair and table, men in suit and tie, women in full-length gowns or sequined tubes to mid-thigh, red lipstick, chandelier rhinestone earrings, bling everywhere, and SHOES! What a display of glam 5″ heels! From the “Dress To Impress” Red Carpet and Earl and Parker’s balcony party just before, posing for glam portrait-pictures in front of the SwingDiego wall (Check out Brad’s pictures! SO great!

The program opened with a demonstration routine – a steaming hot, sensual  Rumba and Argentine Tango – Michael Kiehm and Tashina Beckman stride step by step onto the floor in capes as if emerging from a mist in some remote Spanish moor, shrouded in danger and sexual tension, throwing off their capes to reveal Tashina’s full-length black dress, open back, slit up one leg to the top of her thigh – she’s stunning – the two of them slicing back and forth across the stage to the chilly sound of Alanis Morrisette’s “Uninvited,” then picking up their cloaks and disappearing back out into the fog.

Michael is searingly handsome. That jaw-line, those piercing eyes, that shock of white hair. Royston kidded him all weekend about being The Most Interesting Man In The World. If he’s not Mr. Dos Equis, he’s his doppelganger.

“He lives vicariously through himself.”

“He is the life of parties he has never attended.”

“Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.”

“He taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian.”

“He once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.”

“Nothing tastes like chicken to him, not even chicken.”

“He can speak fluent French, in Russian.”

“At museums he’s allowed to touch the art.”

Michael Kiehm, the Most Interesting Man In The World.

And then … CLASSIC!

1. First up: Maxim and Virginie! To “Mannish Boy” (Muddy Waters); in black and maroon, Virginie in a filmy silver-gray sexy top; this couple is a crowd favorite because they communicate so well with the audience, so relaxed out there, having way too much fun and including you in the party.

2. Clint and Mackenzie’s quiet, sadly beautiful “Creep” (Ingrid Michaelson); in black and purple, Mackenzie in a cropped top to highlight her perfect torso and mile-long legs; love the halting, introspective choreography that seems a perfect expression of the song, love watching Mackenzie move (or stand still), love how their heights and body shapes work together.

3. Ronnie and Brandi’s beautiful story-piece “Draw You” (Daniel Bedingfield); in clean, understated, classic black and white – here are my comments on this lovely routine from the Open in November.

4. Sean and Courtney’s “I Knew You Were Trouble” (Tom Odell’s wonderful stark, emotional cover); Courtney in satiny navy-blue, Sean looking all grown-up and debonair, Cary Grant haircut, black short-sleeved shirt open over black tank – HOT. Gorgeous couple, gorgeous emotion-packed choreography, quiet moments interspersed with explosive bursts. Doesn’t feel contrived – you believe they’re saying something personal, that they’re telling you about themselves.

5. Michael and Katie, “Where The Streets Have No Name” (30 Seconds To Mars) What a great song! Begins with a slow dramatic buildup which erupts into a high-spirited, breathless, jubilant, driving ride – perfect choreography, perfect expression of the song; their facial expressions, and variations in speed and power of movements, couldn’t be more perfectly musical. Such pretty people to look at, too! Katie with her beautiful strawberry hair in a sheer yellow top, Michael in short-sleeve tailored shirt, navy with yellow trim … you imagine them speeding off into the sunset, hair flying in the wind, leaving it all behind …

6. Kris and Rebecca, “More Than Words” (The Piano Guys), Rebecca in sheer teal top with rhinestone bra and open back, satin teal slacks; Kris in classic white shirt and black vest; a romantic “I love you” piece with Rebecca’s gorgeous balletic movement and Kris’ expansive, loaded stretches. Lovely!

7. Jordan and Tatiana! “Somebody That I Used To Know”; More ferocious, lavish, charged with fiery force and power, than we’ve ever seen it. They are BEASTS! And the technical difficulty! And frighteningly clean precision. Mind-blowing. Here’s my description from their debut at the Open.

8. Gary and Susan, “Maybe” (The Beatles); she in silvery pale blue and bling, he in classic white shirt and gray vest; love their music choices which seem always to be drawn from classic rock and great 60′s classics; their technique is PERFECT. Not a body part, not a single hair, ever out of place or unaesthetic. Here’s my description, again from the Open.

9. BEN AND JEN!!!! The BIG NEWS! Gray hoodies, teal accents and  “stuff” here and there to match, white converse all-stars, and Jen’s HAIR! Awesomely cool braids, corn-rows, spikey ghetto style.  To “I’ll Kill You” – a Busta/Eminem remix by Remy Kouadjo Kouakou Kouame – BRILLIANT piece of music editing, simply brilliant, with stops and starts, jokes, an “announcer” who sets you up to expect the piece to slow down from it’s CRAZY high pace and instead BAM! Smacks you upside the head with hyper-triple-timed thumping bad-ass rapping frenzy.

I can’t even write about this routine without crying, literally crying for joy here. The music, choreography – SO much fun! So smart!

And they nailed it! This thing is a manic piece of choreo, sticking out in every direction, big and tiny movements so intricate and risky … And still – they nailed it.

And – it’s swing! Total swing! Try watching it as if you’re a judge looking for swing patterns, anchors, triples, basic movements … it’s all there, all west-coast all the way.

Years ago Genieboy and I got the idea to do a routine which was hip-hop based cause it seemed like the two genres were meant for each other, both being street dances, and hip-hop music having become standard fare for social dancing.

So we went and found a hip-hop choreographer, got an awesome routine, began practicing, and were instantly moved to violently stab each other to death.

Needless to say we never put our west-coast/hip-hop routine on the floor.   But we’ve been waiting for years, puzzled that no one else had thought of the idea. We figured maybe because until now the time wasn’t right to present judges with something this edgy?

So we are thrilled.

And so was everyone else! The audience went BALLISTIC, screaming throughout, LEAPING to their feet in a standing ovation which was actually a JUMPING ovation – people jumping up and down screaming, pounding hands, crying with delight, everywhere people red-faced laughing-crying … What a scene!

Wait till you see it. Watch the video – it’ll thrill you.

But you must see it live! It’s a different experience seeing it live. And to have seen it at SwingDiego, first time out, in that HUGE BALLROOM! With that gigantic frenzied crowd! The level of cheering and excitement! An experience we’ll never forget.

10. Paul and Catriona, “Somewhere with You” (Tyler Ward); Cat in sleek purple, Paul in black; love these two together, a perfect couple in body shape, with lovely lines and clean execution.

11. Sebastien and Blandine, “Skinny Love” (Birdy); same stunning, gorgeous routine they’ve been performing since the Open, in black and gold (love her slicked metallic-gold hair, dangerous black eye makeup.) She’s mesmerizing! Can’t take my eyes off of her either in this routine, or watching her social-dance. She has her own unique style which we’ve watched her develop over the past few years, tightly controlled, blindingly quick, uber musical, austere precision is the best way to describe it. If I didn’t know she was French I would guess that she was German, her movement feels that way. Her head, neck and shoulders so still, hips and feet directly under her going wild hitting every note, every inflection. In this routine she does a series of pirouettes starting up high, picking up speed and spiraling downward till she’s spinning, one hand holding her head bent over in sadness, down at the floor, knees bent, so fast you can’t count anymore. Her exits from all the many lunges, drops, and lines are pristine. Full of angst, pent-up European weltschmerz. I love this routine!

11. Lee and Fabienne, “Happy” (Martin Sexton); in turquoise and rhinestones, an adorable, happy, fun piece that shows off their balance, strength, and control – they’re both gorgeous technicians with backgrounds in other genres and their training shows.

12. And Kyle and Sarah, in black and Kyle in a teal shirt; their funky, sexy, funny “Seven Nation Army/We’re in Miami Trick” which they’ve been performing for about a year now … here’s a description from Liberty 2012.

All of these routines – every division at SwingDiego 2013 – can be seen on thumbsupvideo, which was streaming live throughout the weekend (except when the server went down – during Showcase – ugh – all those people around the world watching and the screen goes dark.)

Here’s how:

Go to the SwingDiego page of thumbsupvideo, here.

You will see this:

• DVDs for US and Canadian residences: Competition DVD set is $85, (finals only) Workshop Notebook is $45  and the Combo Set (comps and workshops): $115.
• International Orders:  Competition DVD set $80, Workshop Notebook $45  and the Combo Set $115.
• You can watch all the exciting final divisions and prelims on our On Demand video server with excellent 1meg/sec video for $20.  Special Offer for Steaming users: If you purchased the streaming video for this event you will receive $30 off the DVD competition set.  Your price is $55 instead of $85.  Click here to purchase.

Click on the words On Demand.

You will be taken to a collection of all the SwingDiego videos, and a registration form, where you can register your name, and then purchase whatever you want to watch. Once you’ve registered you will use that name and password forever after, to see any videos from any events where thumbsup is the videographer.

If you have questions Bruce Gleason says feel free to email him at info@thumbsupvideo.com.

So many more stories to tell about SwingDiego 2013, the event of the year!

Corrections!

I was telling you how funny Benji was as emcee on Saturday afternoon, teasing people and making fun of their names, and I said that he had called Luis Crespo “Clueless Crappo” which I thought was pretty hilarious. Except oops, Benji didn’t say that. He said “Luis Crrrrreppo” with a beautiful rolled “r”. Creppo, not Crappo. And not Clueless. He wouldn’t say that cause it’s not nice.

I, on the other hand, might say that, not because Luis is either of those things but because I blurt out anything funny the moment it comes into my head. But Benji didn’t say that.

What also funny is that Luis says he’s been called Luís Crisco Oil, Luís Rice Crispy Treats and Luigi Monté Cristo.

Second correction: I can’t seem to get the ginormous ballroom floor size right. Andy Bouman corrected me – it’s not 60,000 square feet like I first said. But I got it wrong the second time too, which nice Andy Bouman has corrected again. The ballroom itself is in fact 60,000 square feet. It’s the floor that is 1,600 square feet, not 60,000.

Thank you for helping me Andy! As I said, it’s a blonde thing.

Parker taught us a new dance – it’s called “The Earl.”

Here’s how you do The Earl:

You have to be standing. You can be just barely standing, or, if you need to, using a wall to lean on to keep from falling down.

You put your teeth over your lower lip.

Now hold your right hand in front of your right neckbone, three fingers pointing down, elbow out to the side.

Then you pulse up and down to the music, only moving your feet if you feel you might be losing your balance.

You’re doing The Earl!

Social dancing here has been CRAZY. We left the ballroom Saturday night (or “Sunday morning” as normal people would call it) at 6:30am and it was PACKED. Dancing continued till 10:00 am when they were finally kicked off the floor for the first workshop.

Dancing’s rocking the ballroom as I write this at 3am Sunday night (Monday morning.)

Packing to leave for the airport in a few hours …

AWARDS!

CLASSIC

1ST PLACE Jordan and Tatiana
2nd Ben and Jenn
3rd Gary and Susan
4th Kyle and Sarah
5th Ronnie and Brandi

SHOWCASE

1ST PLACE Benji and Torri
2nd Myles and Tessa
3rd Ronnie and Laureen
4th Greg and Lemery
5th Robert and Nicola

JUNIORS

1ST PLACE Chris and Nicole
2nd Josh and Anyssa
3rd Tommy Brodie and Monica Garcia
4th Tyler Perkins and Julianne D’Amico

MASTERS JACK AND JILL

1ST PLACE Patrick Plagens and Carrie Lucas
2nd Alex Vlahos and Julie Epplett
3rd Genieboy Collins and Laurie Shafer
4th Mike Glasgow and Beverly Solazzo
5th Mark Slater and Peggy Allen

NOVICE JACK AND JILL

1ST PLACE Jao Parada and Mariana Amaral
2nd Alyson Candido and Holly Johnson
3rd Ralph Maddox and Shirlee Toledo
4th Marcos Felipe and Alison Duchatel
5th Sebastien Guy and Andrea Fiusa

INTERMEDIATE JACK AND JILL

1ST PLACE Tien Khieu and Cintia Fiaschi
2nd Cristiano Fialho and Sylvie Burgnard
3rd Denis Belekian and Kelly Reis
4th Bruno Lineker and Rehanna Loncar
5th Devin Guiliano and Jade Ruiz

ADVANCED JACK AND JILL

1ST PLACE Joshua Sturgeon and Lindsey Nastos
2nd PJ and Marina Motronenko
3rd Josh Williamson and Tashina Beckman
4th Diego and Jessica (they drew each other!)
5th Hugo and Stacy Kay (and they drew each other, too!)

CHAMPIONS JACK AND JILL

1ST PLACE Maxence and Tatiana
2nd Kyle and Melissa
3rd Jordan and Patty
4th Ben Morris and Alyssa
5th Ollie and Virginie Grondin

OPEN STRICTLY

1ST PLACE Brad Whelan and Lindsey Nastos
2nd PJ and Janelle
3rd Joshua Sturgeon and Kara
4th Diego and Katrina Ostrenski
5th JB and Jessica Pacheco

CHAMPIONS STRICTLY

1ST PLACE Benji and Tatiana
2nd Kyle and Torri
3rd Maxim and Virginie Grondin
4th Ollie and Virginie Perga
5th Jordan and Jessica

JACK AND JILL FINALS JUST POSTED!

MASTERS

Genieboy Collins
Wayne Brodd
Mike Glasgow
Gary Thompson
Warren Pino
Alex Viahos
Patrick Plagens
Dan Rowland
Kurt Senser
Lou Szed
Warren D’Aquin
Marcus Schwarz
alts: Mark Slater; Benson Malto

Julie Epplett
Beverly Solazzo
Louise Weinland
Kelly Wentling
Laura Smith-Thompson
Mindy Halladay
Glenda Smith
Michelle Dittfach
Peggy Allen
Laurie Shafer
Carrie Lucas
Jill Aversa
alts: Abra Slater; Nancy Price

CHAMPIONS

Paul Warden
Olivier Massart
Kyle
Ben Morris
Jordan
Maxence
Royston
Sean
Jesse Vos
Myles
Pete Green
Maxim
Kielbasa
alts: Ben McHenry; Kris Swearingen

Torri
Cameo
Jenn Deluca
Sarah
Brandi
Tessa
Patty
Virginie Grondin
Deborah
Melissa Rutz
Jessica
Tatiana
Alyssa Glanville
alts: Courtney; Mackenzie

ADVANCED

Diego Borges
Arnaud Perga
Pj Turner
Hugo Miguez
Josh Williamson
JB Brodie
Jerome Fernandez
Clint Glasgow
Edson Modesto
Steve Hall
Brad Whelan
Joshua Sturgeon
alts: Julien Vallier; Kevin Kane

Jessica Pacheco
Janelle Guido
Marina Motronenko
Stacy Kay
Tashina Beckman
Lisa Toepel
Terra Deva
Miki Finley
Dana Galyon
Saima Amrani
Monica Garcia
Lindsey Nastos
alts: Emeline Rochefeuille; Larisa Tingle

INTERMEDIATE

Nechadi Djessim
Bruno Lineker
Denis Belekian
Cristiano Fialho
Jerome Cabot
David Claviller
Miguel Ortega
Mike Carringer
Devin Guiliano
Tien Khieu
Vence Harbuck
Jonathyn Jackson
alts: Zakhar Peshekhonov; Olivier Deprez

Herbeline Holandar
Kelly Reis
Sylvie Burgnard
Ahiam Bouabdalia
Priscilla Ferreira
Sarah De Sousa
Mandi Staley
Rehanna Loncar
Delphine Grivel
Cintia Fiaschi
Jade Ruiz
Michelle Josey
alts: Phallon Tillis; Hannah Guttman

NOVICE

Quentin Ducret
Alyson Candido
Ralph Maddos
Sebastien Guy
Andre Silva
Marcos Felipe
Jao Parada
Elliot Wong
Allen Ulbricht
Karl Olney
Rogan Guild
Daniel Felder
alts: Bruno Cesar Theodoro; Rogerio Storani

Andrea Fiusa
Alison Duchatel
Shirlee Toledo
Robin Cote
Mariana Amaral
Ladonna Campbel
Jordan Sims
Paula Cavalcanti
Marianne Tiutan
Holly Johnson
Caitlin Mccarthy
Hailey Toro
alts: Luce Pasquini; Amanda Khoo

OMGAWD We just watched Champions Jack and Jill Prelims.

Two heats which took over an hour to accomplish and we’re all wishing it would have taken three or four or ten hours because it was SO FUNNNNNY!!!

Royston couldn’t be on the mic cause he was dancing.

Parker couldn’t be on the mic cause he was running the wonderful Project Swing workshops (free workshops taught by the top teachers of the world – last year 100 brand new people attended these workshops – complete strangers to west coast swing brought in primarily via word-of-mouth, friends inviting friends, strangers met in the airport, mall, restaurant, hotel … what an awesome idea!)

So who was going to emcee the Champion Jack and Jill?

“So You Think You Can Dance” theme music comes on and out walks …

… Benji!

Because Benji wasn’t dancing in the Jack and Jill.  He can’t cause he won’t be able to dance tomorrow in finals (if he were to make finals, that is) because he’ll be taping his upcoming appearance on “Ellen” (a great TV show here in the States – Ellen DeGeneres, a comedian, now talk-show host – very funny.)

Talk about being born to be on a mic! Benji is Buddy’s son. Born to Perform. HEEEE-LARIOUS! This was a one-hour stand-up routine. Solid laughs from the minute he took the mic, every word from his mouth fall-down hilarious. What great energy in the ballroom! Everyone was laughing, how could you not be? All the contestants, all the audience members, all the staff, everyone in the room was in stitches for an hour.

He brought the leaders on one by one grossly mispronouncing every name and accentuating ev-er-y syl-la-ble completely wrong, especially bungling the non-American names. And adding jokes and nicknames to each. Personally tailored teasing and picking on his friends. These guys know each other so well, watching them is like watching brothers laughing at each other.

Luis Crespo was Clueless Crappo. Maxime Zaaa Ahhhhh Zzzzzzz Waaaa Zaaaa Ooooooeeeeeee. From Siberia Mr. Paul Warden.  Pedro Verde are you here? That’s Pete Green. I speak (in an accent) “zee authentic leenguage.” “Please-do-not-boo-her Miss Melissa Yaaaaay!” (audience always calls “Ruuuuuuuuuutz” when she comes on the floor which sounds like booing.) “Mr. Myles Cunningham.”

Same thing bringing on the judges – “Marteeen ParkerDearborn,” “Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island,” “Neeeeee Co-laaaaaa” (like the Riccola cough-drop ad,) “Pa Heeeel Adams.”

The last judge was Sharlot Bott which he pronounced correctly. “I don’t dare mispronounce Sharlot’s name. I would fear for my life.”

“The theme for the Jack and Jill has changed,” he said, “They’ve decided to do music from 80′s sitcoms.

“Which were cancelled in their first season.

“In Russia.”

(making fun of the DJ’s continual struggle to come up with interesting music themes for Champions divisions)

“No, that’s not what the theme is. I have no idea what the theme is. But the music will be So. Good. because these are the Best. DJ’s. In. The. World.” (major kissy sucking-up sounds at the DJ booth.)

A few leaders weren’t in the ballroom yet, a few judges’ sheets were missing names, the heats weren’t straighened out, Mark Sheuffle (Chief Judge this weekend) trying to get it organized – Benji just made the moment VERY funny announcing what was more than obvious,

“We have some confusion here.”

“Hey did you guys hear that Michael Jackson died?” “Hey here’s Nick King! Everybody let’s give a round of applause to Nick King for being late!” “Hey we’re trying this new innovation called ‘Jack and Jill’ we’ve never tried it before at an event.” “Hey did you hear that Whitney Houston died? Who knew?” “Hey, leaders,” (speaking in a bizarre accent) “leaders – your challenge will be to incorporate a WHIP into your dance. Did anyone understand me with that accent? Hey have you ever heard Kellese talk? She says something and I’m like WHAT?!? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?”

“And now we’re calling out the followers! The reason 90% of us dance west coast swing!” (that cracked up not only the audience but Benji himself was doubled over laughing.) “And here is Brandi Tobias, my ex-wife.” “And Tatiana Moooooolah-meeeeen. Tatiana go away. You’re not in this heat. You’re the weakest link.”

Through all of this Louis is playing Pitbull in the background, Irish step-dance music, Indian Bollywood music and the Champion contestants are lined up out there dancing all genres, horsing around, laughing … just hilarious.

And the dancing! Oh my gosh. Champions Jack and Jills at SwingDiego are always the best. Cause they’re so happy here!

Oh and Jordan and Jessica drew each other in the final rotation and Jessica’s loose shirt came off. Completely off. Jordan had to pick it up from the floor and hurl it into the audience (PJ caught it! Like a wedding bouquet! Except I don’t know what that means for PJ). And there’s Jessica clutching at her sports bra and Benji says “And that is the reason that bulimia works, folks.”

I am a huge fan of inappropriate humor. And now an even huger fan of Benji.

Champions songs:

“Signed, Sealed, Delivered” (Craig David)
“Soul Serenade” (Jeff Golub)
“Treasure” (Bruno Mars)
“Ain’t No Mountain High Enough”
Things Are Changin” (Gary Clark)
“Get Lucky” (Daft Punk)

Open Strictly Finalists just announced:

Diego and Katrina
Arnaud and Tori Ellington
Julien and Sharon
PJ and Janelle
Hugo and Stacy
Josh Williamson and Nicole
Daniel and Emeline
Tze Yi Wee and Linda Cuccio
JB and Jessica Pacheco
Steve Hall and Beverly
Brad and Lindsey
Joshua Sturgeon and Kara
and 1st alt: Andrew Slac and Laura Deshano

We just watched CLASSIC PRELIMS!!!! 23 routines, many (most) new. I’ll describe them next Update – heading down now for Champions Jack and Jill prelims, followed by Masters, Novice, Intermediate, and Advanced JJ prelims (and Novice semis in the second ballroom.)

Oh and by the way – the ballroom is HUGE. It was pointed out to me that 60,000 square feet, as I said earlier, is indeed VERY huge.

Yeah, no, the ballroom is not 60,000 square feet, it’s 6,000 square feet, one less zero.

I’m blonde. You could tell me it was 60,000,000 square feet and I wouldn’t know the difference. I have no idea what any of these numbers mean.

Next Update in a couple hours … running back to ballroom now …

What a night!

Robert Royston on the mic all weekend – YAY! He’s so funny! So kind! Some people are just born to stand in front of a crowd with a microphone. Robert has emcee genes.

Biggest Open Strictly we’ve ever seen – EVERYONE was out there – everyone. Young juniors couples, old geezers, Novice, Allstar – it was a huge marvelous international division – 115 couples!

Midway through the evening they changed the schedule to accomodate the numbers and give contestants a shot at making the next cut by adding – in addition to prelims and semis – a “quarters” round. Finals will be danced Spotlight (like all Finals here) tomorrow night after Classic.

Here’s who made Quarters:

Diego and Katrina O
Arnaud and Tori Ellington
Nechadi Djessim and Marina Motronenko
Julien Vallier and Sharon Her
PJ and Janelle
Hugo and Stacy Chiang
Josh Williamson and Nicole Clonch
Grigory and Katia
Daniel Guido and Emeline
Tze Yi Wee and Linda Cuccio
JB and Jessica Pancheco
Sebastien and Rebecca
Miguel Ortega and Kate Lovegrove
Thomas Carter and Miki Finley
Andrew Slac and Laura Deshano
Evan and Shannon
Clint and Maddie Finley
Edson and Cintia
Jason Taylor and Terra
Carson Brand and Kristen Humphrey
Steve Hall and Beverly Brunerie
Brad Whelan and Lindsey Nastos
Steven Guido and Hannah Clonch
Cody Anzelone and Olga
Kofi and Sylvia Burgnard
Josh Sturgeon and Kara
Kevin Kane and Lena Rummel
Tony Schubert and Ellyn Brady
Kevin Bretney and Larisa Tingle
John Piper and Laura Clipp

We are waiting for Open Strictly finals to be posted …

Here are the songs played for the Open Strictly rounds:

“Another Man’s Shoes” (Brother Yusef)
“Next 40 Years”
“Raise Your Glass” (Pink)
“Emotion” (Destiny’s Child)
“Natural Man” (Lou Rawls)
“5:19″ (Matt Wertz)
“Available” (Flo Rida)
“Lost In You” (Chris Gaines)
“Gangster of Love” (Johnny Guitar Watson)
“The Man Who Can’t Be Moved” (The Script)
“Troublemaker” (Akon)
“Back To The Middle” (India Arie)
“Cause I Love You” (Mike Morgan and The Crawl)
“Come On Get Higher” (Matt Nathanson)
“Beauty and The Beat” (Bieber)
“Whatever Happens” (Michael Jackson)
“Let’s Walk” (Austin De Leon)
“Breaking Me” (Johnny Lange)
“Please Don’t Go” (Mike Posner)
“Give Me The Night” (Randy Crawford)
“Rack ‘Em Up” (Jonny Lang)
“S&M” (Rihanna, acoustic version)
“Moves Like Jagger” (Maroon 5)
“Gonna Move Across The River”
“Seven Nation Army” (cool acoustic girl)
“Don’t Wanna Go Home” (Jason DeRulo)
“Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough” (MJ)
“No Diggity” (Oli Brown)
“Troulemaker” (Olly Murs)

Champions Prelims:

“Ain’t Too Proud To Beg” (an acoustic remix)
“That’s The Way Love Goes” (Janet Jackson)
“Show Me” (Usher)

Kris Swearingen and Laureen
Paul Warden and Alyssa
Olivier and Virginie Perga
Nick King and Courtney
Greg Scott and Cat Wiles
Miguel De Sousa and Christina Ponce
Ben Morris and Rutz
Jordan and Jessica
Sean McKeever and Cameo
Ben McHenry and Mackenzie
Luis and Blandine
Benji and Tatiana
Chuck and Malia
Jesse Vos and Brandi
Michael Kielbasa and Jen Deluca
Barry Jones and Tessa
Stephen White and Samantha Ramirez
Michael Norris and Deborah Szekely
Kye and Torri
Maxim and Virginie Grondin
Maxence and Sarah
Edwin and Katie

I sat next to the Brasilians! THE BRASILIANS!!!! SO MUCH FUN! SO LOUD! SO EMOTIONAL! SUCH ENTHUSIASM! Wow is it great to have Brasilians here!

Champions Strictly Finalists (also dancing Spotlight, tomorrow night after Classic)

Olivier and Virginie
Ben and Melissa
Jordan and Jessica
Benji and Tatiana
Jesse and Brandi
Kielbasa and Deluca
Barry and Tessa
Michael and Deborah
Kyle and Torri
Maxim and Virginie
Maxence and Sarah
(alts: Ben McHenry and Mackenzie; Chuck and Malia)

SHOWCASE!!

Rome and Chevy to “Dog Days” – love LOVE this routine, the song, the choreography. So great to see them dancing it again!

Diego and Jessica to “Sweet Child of Mine” (by Guns and Roses) – Brasilians dancing to pure classic rock! What fun!

Sebastien and teeny weeny tiny wee adorable little Vanessa to “Locked Out of Heaven” (by Kidz Bob Kids)

The Roystons, Ronnie and Laureen, Luis and Jenn, Myles and Tessa, Stephen and Sabrina, Greg and Lemery, and Benji and Torri all dancing routines we’ve been watching since the Open. So good. So very good.

Classic prelims are tomorrow morning at 11:00 am. That’s hard for the competitors and hard for us to be awake at the hour to watch and cheer. But we’ll be there!

Here’s who’s dancing Classic prelim (they’re calling it “The Qualifier”):

Kevin Kane and Shanti Davis
Rob Jackson and Heather Powers-Rutledge
Sebastien and Blandine
Katie Schneider and Michael Kielbasa
Peter Fradley and Michelle Fletcher
Miguel De Sousa and Yenni
Arnaud and Beverly
Ben Morris and Jen Deluca
Brunno Cesar Theodoro and Paula Cavaicanti
Ben McHenry and Cameo
Gerald and Robin
Lana Santos and Daniels Saralva
Muriel and Stephane Houis
Lee and Fabienne
Kris and Rebecca
Shaheed and Rachele
Paul and Cat
Maxim and Virginie
Clint and Mackenzie
Joshua Sturgeon and Lindsey Nastos
Hugo and Stacy
Sean and Courtney
Gary and Susan

Couple technical problems tonight:

Some sound-system glitches throughout the night which I’m sure Earl and Parker are struggling to get fixed (as Royston said “There’s nothing that stresses out an Event Director more than problems with the sound system) – buzzing, snapping, the speakers went out a couple of times in the middle of social dancing, bass/treble balance seems to be having problems, lost Robert’s mic at the end of strictlys … none of which bothered us dancers much but it will be nice when the sound is as good as it can be in this terrific ballroom.

Also problems with both the link to the thumbsup live stream, as well as the feed itself.  Bruce Gleason, the videographer, tells me all problems should be fixed by tomorrow and tonight’s divisions can be purchased as soon as he gets them fully uploaded (they should be available already.)

This is an amazing event.

Last night’s Kickoff Dance – the first dance to inaugurate the new ballroom – CRAZY great.

When we left at 3am there were at least 700 dancers on the floor, from all around the world. Russians, French, Brasilians, Singapore, Korea, Israelis, Swedes, Finns, England, Scotland, Ireland, Hungary, Phillipines, Australians, Canadians, Morrocco, Pakistan, Turkey … And the level of dancing! SO many superb dancers!

An amazing thing is taking place here this weekend. It feels like the official launch of the next chapter in the history of our dance, like this marks the beginning of a new age, the recognition that efforts to spread west coast around the world have succeeded and the dance is now firmly rooted in countries outside of the United States, reflecting influences, styles, and regional color from every part of the globe.

More than once last night I found myself standing in a group of American dancers, all of us staring, smiling in amazement and delight, at a floor packed with the highest level of swing happening anywhere you looked – cool new styles, movements, tricks, postures, footwork, interpretations – sweaty couples dancing their hearts out with huge grins on their faces, unable to speak each other’s languages but communicating perfectly in the shared language of west coast swing. What a scene.

The ballroom! It’s magnificent! So enormous they’re only using half. Behind the huge backdrop, screen, and raised stage is just as much room again which will be used as a staging area with a practice floor right there for contestants to warm up before coming on to compete. Earl says they’ve got the coolest follow-spot lighting planned for bringing dancers out to the floor.

The professional crew who installed the sound system – four GINORMOUS speakers with 180 degree surround-sound – say that this hall has the best acoustics in the city (other than round symphony-halls) – they’ve held rock concerts here. Even last night, with 1,000 people yelling and laughing, the sound was incredible.

And the lighting! Oh. My. Gawd. Someone said it feels like Vegas.

The production elements of this event are spectacular! Doesn’t get any better than this!

The floor itself is bigger than last year’s – (60,000 sq feet versus 54,000 – I think I have those numbers right) – but not so big as to lose that intimate packed-dance-club feeling.  And not so small that you’re at risk of getting hurt – a delicate balance which Earl and Parker think carefully about (they think about EVERYTHING carefully, every detail considered obsessively, all year.)

Oh, and down the hall there’s a SECOND floor! Which is the same size! A second 60,000 square foot floor! In a ballroom just down the hall. Novice semi-finals will be held there during Intermediate, Masters, and Advanced prelims. (Novice prelims will be held in the main ballroom so that every competitor here will have the chance to dance in the main ballroom.) We were wondering how they planned to do the “concurrent jack and jills” thing. This is is how, and it’s ingenious. Novice is always a gargantuan division and this way the schedule won’t be held up by multiple Novice heats – and, and added benefit – there won’t be the need to cut down the number of contestants who make it to semis in order to accomodate the schedule, so many more people will advance to semis. So smart!

Yesterday the wine tour, the golf tour, shopping, site-seeing, and lots of arrivals. Today people dragging suitcases along the pathways all day long. Last year 600 people pre-registered. This year 1,000 people pre-registered. This is a huge event.

It’s 2pm as I write this – the weather is fabulous – and the pool is surrounded by dancers just waking up from dancing until breakfast, now sprawled out in the brilliant blue-sky sunshine or splashing in the hot tubs or getting dressed for pro-am strictlys at 3:00. Outside of that nothing to do today but rest up and get ready for the non-stop schedule which begins with Opening Ceremonies at 7pm followed by Champion and Open strictly prelims and finals; and SHOWCASE!

I know of SO many new Showcase and Classic routines being launched here this weekend but I can’t tell you who or what because I’ve been sworn to secrecy. But ohhhhh myyyyy gawd are we in for some great GREAT routines AUGHGHGHGH!

You can watch all weekend here!

And if you’re not here – YOU MUST TRY TO COME NEXT YEAR!

This is the event not to miss.

We’re on our way!

The level of excitement for SwingDiego this year is off the charts – judging from facebook, texts and emails, replies to my last update, and conversations with friends coming in from all over the world. Crazy!

At this point most non-US’ers are either en route or already in San Diego … 40+ Brasilians, large groups from Russia, France, UK, China, Singapore, Australia, Hungary, Sweden …

We cannot WAIT to see the new ballroom! 40,000 square feet! The largest ballroom on the wcs circuit we will ever have seen.

So many new routines being debuted this weekend!

Two Jack-and-Jill rooms being run simultaneously, to accommodate the large divisions!

So much new and different – Parker and Earl always always try new innovations – every year they introduce new stuff … we’re on pins and needles anxious to see it all …

I feel bad for all of you who can’t make it this year – it’s going to be something special.   Still not to late to make last minute plans, maybe discover a last-minute cancelled seat the airline selling at a reduced rate (priceline?)

If you can’t make it you can watch the live stream all weekend here.

AUGHGH!! SO EXCITING!!

SwingDiego is almost here! Our favorite event of the year!

Some folks have already arrived … Europeans, Australians, Asians and Americans coming in early to see San Diego! The beach! The gorgeous weather!

Getting in before Thursday morning? Want to try golfing? Check out the SwingDiego Annual Golf Scramble 2013

Or maybe you want to try wine-tasting? And mimosas, bellinis and hors d’oeuvres in a limo? Check out the Annual SwingDiego Wine Tour

Want to site-see? Wikipedia calls San Diego “America’s largest urban cultural park” with more than 25 museums and attractions, from the astronomical to the zoological. And you don’t have to rent a car! The “Hop On Hop Off Trolley” located just behind the hotel is a great way to get around to see the sites.

San Diego hosted two World’s Fairs, the Panama-California Exposition in 1915-1916, and the California Pacific International Exposition in 1935-1936. The expositions left a lasting legacy in the form of Balboa Park and the San Diego Zoo, and by popularizing Mission Revival Style and Spanish Colonial Revival Style architecture locally and in Southern California as a regional aesthetic and nationwide design influence.

Are you a photography buff like me? Balboa Park is CRAZY for beautiful pictures of architecture and gardens. Are you a theater buff? In Balboa Park you can catch a Tony Award-winning play most evenings!

And the zoo! The San Diego Zoo is top-rated everywhere, consistently included on various top zoo lists and active in animal conservation. The San Diego Zoo put its first animal on display in 1916, a Kodiak bear named Caesar. But the zoo’s most popular inhabitants by far are the Giant Pandas. Basi and Yuan Yuan arrived on loan from China in 1987, the first breeding pair taking up residence nine years later. Since then, several panda cubs have been born to female Bai Yun, each of the adorable little black-and-white creatures becoming an instant hit, drawing huge crowds and celebrating their birthdays with “cakes” made of ice. You’ll also see California Condors, koalas, an albino boa constrictor and over 4,000 rare and endangered animals, in addition to a botanical collection of 700,000 exotic plants.

Military buff? Try the USS Midway! A 972-foot-long aircraft carrier turned into a tourist attraction, consistently ranked by Tripadvisor as the #1 attraction in San Diego, its appeal seeming to span all ages and genders. The longest-serving U.S. Navy carrier of the 20th century, the USS Midway was the largest ship in the world from 1945 to 1955, carrying over 4,000 people. In addition to the enormous ship itself you’ll also find more than 25 other aircrafts on display.

Or visit Sea World and the famous Shamu, the killer whale! Shows all day long, and opportunities to see marine creatures up close and even touch and feed them!

Or you might just want to stroll downtown to enjoy the restaurants and unique culture of this historic town full of restaurants, shops, museums, and galleries, and recently heralded as one of the most LGBT-friendly cities in the United States. “As a port city San Diego has always had a gay and lesbian community, but it was largely closeted. Beginning in the 1960s the neighborhood of Hillcrest began to attract large numbers of gay and lesbian residents, drawn by low rents, high density, and the possibility of an urban dynamic. In the 1970s gay men founded a Center for Social Services in Hillcrest which became a social and political focus for the gay community. In June 1974 they launched the first Gay Pride Parade, which has been held every year since, and Hillcrest is well recognized as the focal point of the LGBT community. Also in the 1970s several churches, especially The independent Metropolitan Community Church, as well as movements within established denominations like Dignity (Roman Catholic), Integrity (Episcopalian), and Lutherans Concerned, formed a coalition that helped gays reinterpret biblical passages condemning homosexuality, and reconcile their sexual orientation with their religious faith.” (wikipedia)

Or my favorite “site-seeing” spot in all San Diego – “Fashion Mall!” Located, fortunately or unfortunately, DIRECTLY BEHIND the hotel. 200 stores! 18 restaurants! Trouble!

All of this in addition to SwingDiego itself, the awesomest event on the planet. This year? More awesome than ever before because of … new surprises ….

AUGHGHGHGH!!!!